After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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