I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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