I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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