sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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