she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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