i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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