Whod you bang
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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