You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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