You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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