fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
this is an emotional support booty call
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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