Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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