I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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