They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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