OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
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