They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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