At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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