I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
