i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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