So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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