I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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