i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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