On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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