Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
You may now shotgun with the bride
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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