I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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