we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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