Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
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