its not stalking. its research.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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