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(225): View more from Louisiana

i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels

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(540): View more from Virginia

just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping

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(773): View more from Illinois

Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?

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Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.

(816): View more from Missouri

...... wtf.

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(909): View more from California

i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life

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(619): View more from California

Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.

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(626): View more from California

I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.

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