the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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