Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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