You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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