Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Farmville is her only friend.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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