that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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