i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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