apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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