It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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