I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Randomize
