I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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