this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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