i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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