he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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