we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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