what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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