i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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