No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
