So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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