Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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