problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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