At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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