I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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